On the evening of September 19, 2013 at the Delta Meadowvale Hotel Bar in Mississauga, Ontario, an inflatable piggybank who goes by the alias “Banks” was absconded with by a pack of northwestern Canadian bookkeepers. It is rumored that “Banks,” a world-renowned expert on small business accounting and avid fan of rolling around in the mud, imbibed a variety of beverages, posed for pictures with the curious public, and allegedly danced on approximately two to seven tabletops (emphasis on the “allegedly”). Consequently, said “Banks” made it back to his conference booth in the morning (with the support of Advil and Gatorade), sporting a few red wine stains and/or lipstick marks. The only photo evidence of this escapade is below. If you have any information pertaining to the details of the #pigcident, please join the Twitter conversation and notify @KashooOnline immediately.